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# coming soon in a tissue near you........

click for extranorkage
I can recommend having a look at the Van Helsing site, www.vanhelsing.net , the 'Plot Summary'
is gibberish :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:15, archived)
# thankfully...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Henceforth, I wish my superhero name to be....
'Nork-Obsessed Man'

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# if you had lights to beckon you you could have like big O's with dots in them...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# you only rescue ladies above 34 C
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# are you a lady
are your breasts as stated?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Like anybody would tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# that be a mighty fine nork-o-meter you have there
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# It's missing the DaliNork size -
Two fried eggs on a dish, without the dish.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I was going to do fried eggs
but I thought I'd stick with a fruit and nut motif.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Keep the Sikhs & Jains happy....
€:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# and it works well
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# boobies!

edit: how rude of me.
'ning
*sips coffee*
(Floz sells fried objects, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:22, archived)
# woo
looks like a semi decent rip off of an anime too...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# I would.
So there's me, typing 'I would', knowing that it's a joke b3ta response, like 'that's no moon', when it turns out I'm actually 'horny and desperate' and 'have probably never seen woman naked in real life before'.

How bizarre. ( www.b3ta.com/board/3127550 )

So, to recap: I would.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# That thread worries me
every time I see it
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I was quite shocked when I read it.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# It made me feel a bit
uncomftable
people taking things way to seirously
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:24, archived)