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# i reckon
his stigmata wounds might get caught on them handle bars tho!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:11, archived)
# lol
why do you think his hands are in the air?
he could keep his water bottle in his side though - eeek, thats me in hell
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# holy water
bottle...

be needs one of those liquid filled hats that have straws coming round to your mouth

(if that makes any sense?)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# He could turn it into wine.
He's good at parties is our Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Hey, I can turn wine into water
- he could turn it back. WOO. Jesus fucking rocks man. He was in the Doors you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# I reckon that's how he won.
Turned the competition into wine, or loaves and fishes, or fig trees or something.
(Amerella, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# I don't care...
His dad killed all my hamsters. Big beardy bastard. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Oh, now I'm getting flashbacks to that horrible
Jesus-porn story. Ew, ew, ew...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# did you have to mention that?
I'd forgotten about it, until now.
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:23, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I can never forget it - it was so horrible, it lurks in the back of my brain and assaults my consciousness intermittently. I thought I'd make you all suffer with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# whats this about?
What? Eh? Eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:28, archived)
# yeah?
what??
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# oh, god...
crikey... okay then... *shudders...*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# It does have a habit of popping into my mind at inappropriate moments
but to be purposefully reminded of it is just grim :(
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)