b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 319950 (Thread)

# Christ on a BIKE!
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:03, archived)
# Ha ha!
Thats great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:04, archived)
# i reckon
his stigmata wounds might get caught on them handle bars tho!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:11, archived)
# lol
why do you think his hands are in the air?
he could keep his water bottle in his side though - eeek, thats me in hell
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# holy water
bottle...

be needs one of those liquid filled hats that have straws coming round to your mouth

(if that makes any sense?)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# He could turn it into wine.
He's good at parties is our Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Hey, I can turn wine into water
- he could turn it back. WOO. Jesus fucking rocks man. He was in the Doors you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# I reckon that's how he won.
Turned the competition into wine, or loaves and fishes, or fig trees or something.
(Amerella, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# I don't care...
His dad killed all my hamsters. Big beardy bastard. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Oh, now I'm getting flashbacks to that horrible
Jesus-porn story. Ew, ew, ew...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# did you have to mention that?
I'd forgotten about it, until now.
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:23, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I can never forget it - it was so horrible, it lurks in the back of my brain and assaults my consciousness intermittently. I thought I'd make you all suffer with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# whats this about?
What? Eh? Eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:28, archived)
# yeah?
what??
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# oh, god...
crikey... okay then... *shudders...*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# It does have a habit of popping into my mind at inappropriate moments
but to be purposefully reminded of it is just grim :(
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)
# hehehe
good one!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:04, archived)
# that
is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:05, archived)
# YAY!
I used that exact same christ for another pic a while back-
lends itself to a million abuses!

W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:05, archived)
# top stuff
look - no hands
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:06, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Pardon?
???
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# nice woo yay
b3ta dictionary is here
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:21, archived)
# Ah!
Most useful. :)
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:28, archived)
# WOOOOO!
hurrah, that's spankin!

rofl in the office here...

can you do him on a moped going backwards now?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:08, archived)
# He's the Lord.
I'm not fucking with him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# hehe
should've used a BMX!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# hee hee hee hee
don't make him CROSS......
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# pure class!
.
(I helped save b3ta! tstar, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# hoopla
yay
woo
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# you swine :)
I was 3 away with educating pizza! Look at yer post number......

wanders off into distance muttering
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:24, archived)
# That's outstanding
I bet he gets his robe caught in the chain all the time, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# explain
that stain on the shroud of turin!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# You fool
That was just The Lord Our Saviour mucking about on the office photocopier on a Friday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:19, archived)
# Scho Yadya ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# Been done


www.chortle.co.uk/edfest2001/christonabike.html
(Arse Pipe, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# Mine is better though.
slash egotistical cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 9 Sep 2002, 16:29, archived)