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# That's mean. Spiders are our friends.
Cover it with a glass, push a piece of card underneath, and throw it out the window.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Yeah!
That's the only decent way to treat a friend.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Which isn't mean at all!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# not at all.
they shoot silk out their bum and parachute to the ground.
They love it!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Wish I could do that...
... actually, no, I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:59, archived)
# you mean to say you can't?
/looks shocked
/looks darned handsome (in the right light)
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:02, archived)
# you run out of glasses
after about a dozen spiders though
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# And then you run out of pint glasses.
Which is always an arse.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:52, archived)
# ???
are you serving them Pimms or something?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Twelve of you? One of me - I think that's Pimms 'o' clock!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:53, archived)
# pimms?
northern spiders drink TETLEYS, sir. they'll 'ave you. pimms indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:53, archived)
# uncultured oafs!
I cock a snook at them, one and all.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:56, archived)
# you know what happened last time
don't get caught or you'll be up before the beak again
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:57, archived)