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# Got a new pet
No one wants to stroke it
(l-rs, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:42, archived)
# KILL IT
KILL IT - Someone get a slipper
(McGeorge, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:44, archived)
# Now, as *spang* is to shovel impacts,
Is *boofth* to slipper impacts?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:46, archived)
# works for me
but I always use the hoover on spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# I like spiders.
They be cute. And eat moths, who are utter cocklegs.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:48, archived)
# That's mean. Spiders are our friends.
Cover it with a glass, push a piece of card underneath, and throw it out the window.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Yeah!
That's the only decent way to treat a friend.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Which isn't mean at all!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# not at all.
they shoot silk out their bum and parachute to the ground.
They love it!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Wish I could do that...
... actually, no, I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:59, archived)
# you mean to say you can't?
/looks shocked
/looks darned handsome (in the right light)
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:02, archived)
# you run out of glasses
after about a dozen spiders though
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# And then you run out of pint glasses.
Which is always an arse.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:52, archived)
# ???
are you serving them Pimms or something?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Twelve of you? One of me - I think that's Pimms 'o' clock!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:53, archived)
# pimms?
northern spiders drink TETLEYS, sir. they'll 'ave you. pimms indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:53, archived)
# uncultured oafs!
I cock a snook at them, one and all.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:56, archived)
# you know what happened last time
don't get caught or you'll be up before the beak again
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:57, archived)
# *THWOP*
gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Having carefully considered the three options in this thread,
my vote is also for thwop as the natural slipper impact sound.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# i'd say *boofth* was more of a moccasin
your classic slipper is more of a *thwack*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Cushions are more *bumfth*
My slippers are very *boofth* you see.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# How about
*thwap*?

or is that too much like *fwap*?
(Crumpet, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# blimey!
*hides under bed*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:45, archived)
# I think it's kinda cute.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Fuck me...
k-k-k-Keep, g-Get the kids away! HURRY!
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:07, archived)
# sorry but
KILL IT HARD
I hate anything to do with spiders
even if it does have a cute doggy face
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:45, archived)
# *shudder*
Kill It!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Almost as scary as my dog....

What is really scary... is this isn't shopped.
(McGeorge, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:46, archived)
# it appears
to have the ears
of a bat
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:17, archived)
# it's a real dog i tell ya
really - that's no bat. She's old and the hair fell out
(McGeorge, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:22, archived)