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# I was just thinking that,
those crazy old fools
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# My dog is called Compo. He is a Border Terrier.
Fact-of-the-Day!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Compo it hard!
(the funky gibbon, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Compo will never be hard.
He has been de-bollocked.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:44, archived)
# just reading that
made me cross my legs
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:45, archived)
# I am laaady...
... meaning I always have to cross my legs.
Unless I am being interrogated, and then having them uncrossed is useful!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Ouch! What did he do to deserve that?
/makes mental note NEVER to piss you off
(the funky gibbon, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
# He was a randy bugger!
Don't worry, I won't take you to the vets for THAT particular offence! *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# did you hear the one about the bow-legged rugby player?
He was a bandy rugger bugger.

/coat
(the funky gibbon, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Did he have a problem with Spoonerisms?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:55, archived)
# yes
he enjoyed cunning stunts and was known by everyone as a shining wit.
(the funky gibbon, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# My Dog is called Mishgea,
She's a mongrel terrier type of thing, about the same size as a large rat, she's blind and her teeth are falling out, she 17 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Oooh... she sounds like me!
Well... only the 17 bit really. And I have a filling.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
# She also had a grey beard,
just like you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Ermmm... no!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 22 May 2004, 15:54, archived)