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# moohoohahahahaha!
...no, that's clearly not true. If I had Satanic powers I'd have hexed the neighbours, and I haven't, so clearly Kittens do not have Satanic powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah, but if owning cats
pisses off Christians, it's got to be a good thing.
(tomsk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:04, archived)
# woo!
cats!
*does little dance around the office*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:05, archived)
# You must be able to use
your new kittens to annoy the neighbours downstairs.

Tie a bit of string around them and post them through your neighbours letterbox. Then when they've ripped the curtains, destroyed the carpet and been sick you can retrieve them safely.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:14, archived)
# ....that
is a MASTERFUL plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:25, archived)
# LOL
(oops, everyone in the office is looking at me!)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)