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# you can swap stories
with mother-to-be-inferior and talk about babies all day.
Some of us may even offer advice.

woo to reproducing b3tans!!!!
(Dangermouse., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# And I would take it and adhere to it*





*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# not a problem
My advice is a guide not instruction..

but feel free to ask questions if you need to.

father of 2, emailaddy in prof.
(Dangermouse., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# So...
1st question...

How did it happen?

I'm still confused
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# When a man and a woman love each other very much
they give each other a "special hug", and if God loves them, nine months later a stork comes with a little baby for them which it then forces up the woman's cunt so it can be spat back out covered in blood and mucous
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# bugger
just burst out laughing and now everyone's looking at me...

So is that 100% fact then?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# the stork was picking goosberries
and found a little parcel.

and your missus in the fullness of time will take delivery of the package.

The "test" really means the same as the card your postman leaves to say there is a delivery to collect.......

Either that or you've been shagging
(Dangermouse., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# or rather
she has...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)