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# sorry
The child refused to suck the lemon, so I did this instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:48, archived)
# you made it? respect.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:55, archived)
# Oh dear she's found me
That 'll be missus NiceCupOfTea then, photographing sheep and lemons on the same mat as the Straw Prawn was on.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:01, archived)
# are you REALLY husband and wife?
props for the fun you must have in your house.
Can the b3ta kids come live with you? Will you be our mum and dad?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:12, archived)
# Only if you are good
You'd have to eat all your dinner, and not use up all the wireless network bandwidth. And you can only watch blode and jada 3 times each before bed. These are the current rules.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:34, archived)
# but but
TheWife said we could watch it 4 times.

SHE DID.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:53, archived)
# stalking
I go through you pockets too. And steam open your mail
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:13, archived)
# the b3ta kids
tend to only get male. But you can steam them open, we don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:15, archived)
# Okay
We can drink lots of tea, and eat rich tea biscuits all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:27, archived)
# wicked.
we'll be round in 10 mins. Put the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:32, archived)
# tea
Curry and chips from the chipman if that's alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:45, archived)
# actually - i would LOVE that
.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:52, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Fear
I was scared the kitten would get me if I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:11, archived)