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# obey b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:20, archived)
# Obey?
Okay! Just no more pictures of cute fluffy cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:23, archived)
# the kitten hath spake
"i need a picture of a child sucking a lemon."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:29, archived)
# He has his own webpage
here

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:47, archived)
# Its a FAKE !!!!
This boy.. has just experienced what its like to have a
pigeon fly up him bumhole..
and then sit and sqwat and make unreasonable demands on the government.

! Dont trust the LemmonSuck Site its a lie.. to decieve us
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:50, archived)
# Ive Just Heard
The Cat & Boy are related..?

is it true..?

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:55, archived)
# evil kitten ownz boy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:57, archived)
# okey okey
whats your bidding.>?
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:05, archived)
# evil kitten mews and purrs thus
"i want tiny things. the tiniest things in the world."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:11, archived)
# sounds like you need
ickle

www.ickle.org/
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:20, archived)
# oh, dont know about that.. ah kid..
but..saying that..I have got one of those.. worlds largest irremovable objects..
if that.ll do..?

Btw the men in girls dresses are the promotional team..

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:21, archived)
# so what happens
when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

btw men in dresses are no doubt you!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:41, archived)
# You accept it.. and drink to it.

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:47, archived)
# and get yer
hair permed too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:55, archived)
# small. not tiny, but small...
http://work.wazza.nl/microgames/
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:56, archived)
# i was trying
to do some work.
No chance now.
:)

Thanks for the link by the way - i put it in the blog on the homepage
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:05, archived)
# sorry
The child refused to suck the lemon, so I did this instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:48, archived)
# you made it? respect.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:55, archived)
# Oh dear she's found me
That 'll be missus NiceCupOfTea then, photographing sheep and lemons on the same mat as the Straw Prawn was on.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:01, archived)
# are you REALLY husband and wife?
props for the fun you must have in your house.
Can the b3ta kids come live with you? Will you be our mum and dad?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:12, archived)
# Only if you are good
You'd have to eat all your dinner, and not use up all the wireless network bandwidth. And you can only watch blode and jada 3 times each before bed. These are the current rules.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:34, archived)
# but but
TheWife said we could watch it 4 times.

SHE DID.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:53, archived)
# stalking
I go through you pockets too. And steam open your mail
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:13, archived)
# the b3ta kids
tend to only get male. But you can steam them open, we don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:15, archived)
# Okay
We can drink lots of tea, and eat rich tea biscuits all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:27, archived)
# wicked.
we'll be round in 10 mins. Put the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:32, archived)
# tea
Curry and chips from the chipman if that's alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:45, archived)
# actually - i would LOVE that
.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:52, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Fear
I was scared the kitten would get me if I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:11, archived)
# Its this cats fault.. everything
http://www.geocities.com/musiqueobscure/lingling.gif
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:24, archived)
# Ix - did you steal that head
whilst dressed as a huge baby?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:30, archived)
# No.. Wau Tip
Little Blaan Sas, and a Wice Wappa.. should do it.
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:37, archived)
# you bastard
i'll never get to sleep now!
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:33, archived)
# evil kitten says
"sleep not, when you can do my bidding.

"find me a fish - for I am hungry."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:37, archived)
# please make it stop...
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:05, archived)
# does he think that's
a sexy look? I have a feeling he might.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:10, archived)
# sexy?
I think he ate the photographer just after the picture was taken. You can see it in his eyes..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:39, archived)
# hey!
that's one of my holiday photos. I'm a gentle man normally
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:54, archived)
# oops
I was refering to the fish - honestly. Unless you are the fish that is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:05, archived)
# you know that's
the second time we had fish round here - putting up their holiday snaps.
Get off!

actually don't. Send us some of your parents.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:18, archived)
# you makes evil kitten very happy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:18, archived)
# What you need is
a soffish

www.bungie.com/inside/soffish.htm
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:42, archived)
# Or a coelacanth
The evil kitten can watch them swim on the brill virtual webcam.
www.dinofish.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:58, archived)