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# Almost physics related.


First post, twunted up some uni coursework. Turned into this
(noodle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:18, archived)
# are you on the slowest server ever
or is that 8 megs of images?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# I'm still waiting
it's very exciting...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:22, archived)
# i'ts given up trying here
haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# For a .jpg, this is impressive stuff.
It must be made out of platinum pixels or something.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# my loin cloth is rising in excitement
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:25, archived)
# easy tiger
relax, you'll live longer. It's a slow server.
(noodle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# An 8 mb JPG...
He must be living outside the box!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Nooo!
It's fucking massive! You'd need physics just to calculate how much bandwidth you've just rogered

Optimise that bugger!

Come on - it's 1851 + 2037 pixels - what is it, a 2500 dpi jpeg?
(derren, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:22, archived)
# er i know it looks little
but it's still huge, and seems to be struggling a bit
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# oh dear god
I lie. Its a combination of the two. I apologise for that, if you don't accept my apology i'll tell your bosses that you're on b3ta whilst you're supposed to be paper pushing
(noodle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:25, archived)
# i'm skiving anyway
i was on a course that finished early
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:26, archived)
# DIAL UP
DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# i would be if still in the office
but i'm basking in the back garden at home on broadband
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# they teach simultaneous equations at university??
(or is that just for the special kids?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# it's
1851x2037 natively...

That's a scary size...

It's probably not even a jpg...

Resize it, please! Don't just change the height and width settings!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# big!
Is that inverting a matrix by Gauss Jordan elimination? I remember doing that - totally pointless since we have computers to do that kind of thing and they don't even use that method anyway.
edit: I live up to my name
(Erdos, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:26, archived)
# yes
boring easy maths. They have to reiterate that crap because some retards at uni don't know how to do maths in their head. So they get a computer to do it. Woo
(noodle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# ahh, but what if civilisation fell
and all the pc's lost their power, who would invert matrices by groussjimblumembombulation then? we'd all starve

let's keep those survival skills alive folks!
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)