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# his Bach is worse than his bite
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:04, archived)
# aaargh!
the pun! it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# The sheer punnage.
I still laughed and laughed. :)
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# But can he get a Handel on something?
And did he make a Lidzt for his Chopin at Viv-Aldi?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# No, he's always too Bizet
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Now try a pun about
Tchaikovsky
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Well...
If i were drinking tea in india while indulging in alpine sports and were suddenly to have an attack of bronchitis.
That would do it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Gandhi was not a well person.
He was extremely weak due to his diet, which also gave him bad breath. As he walked everywhere, he had massive sores on his feet. As a result, he was known as...

The super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

/entire coat rack
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# A Russian choking on an oriental type of food?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# that would be a
(sugar) plum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# he was a little star
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# the punnage is strong in this one
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)