You smell of wee
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:32,
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You smell like someone who doesn't wipe properly
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:34,
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That's because my colostomy bag has a slight leak
*puts fresh plaster over leak
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:37,
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Your colostomy bag
*Dons raincoat*
*Hits colostomy bag with cricket bat*
*Runs*
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:40,
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*sighs*
That keeps happening....
*fetches mop*
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:43,
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