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# You smell of wee
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:32, archived)
# You smell like someone who doesn't wipe properly
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)
# That's because my colostomy bag has a slight leak


*puts fresh plaster over leak
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Your colostomy bag
*Dons raincoat*
*Hits colostomy bag with cricket bat*
*Runs*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# *sighs*
That keeps happening....

*fetches mop*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)