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# It's a bit crap but....

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:13, archived)
# BSD-o-Cop!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:14, archived)
# hehehe
i've seen that fucking screen twice today :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Your move creep!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:19, archived)
# There's more hair down there!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Bitches leave!
Oh there are some many lines.

Incidentally the TV version is twice the film the original is. The above line is replaced with 'Ladies leave.'
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha I love TV editing
I remember watching Deadly Pursuit years ago and they changed "Jesus Christ" to "Judas Priest". Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Wathing?
Developed a lithp?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Yeah and you'll be developing a fat lip if yer carry on!

/well hard
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# You smell of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:32, archived)
# You smell like someone who doesn't wipe properly
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)
# That's because my colostomy bag has a slight leak


*puts fresh plaster over leak
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Your colostomy bag
*Dons raincoat*
*Hits colostomy bag with cricket bat*
*Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# *sighs*
That keeps happening....

*fetches mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# In Back to the Future I think a 'Holy Crap'...
... is edited to a 'Goodness me!', or something equally pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Incidentally
The new Scarface DVD has a featurette on the TV version of Scarface, and it's a gem.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I wish I could remember which film
had the line "flip you, melon farmer" in it's tv incarnation.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:29, archived)
# that'll be
Repo-man, with Harry Dean Stanton and Emilio Estevez. Good movie, but not nearly as good as some will lead you to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Aha
thank you very much. You're a gentleman and a scholar (and possibly an acrobat).
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Once I even called him, 'Airhead'
!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
best one yet! That Dick (or did they call him Richard just to be safe) Jones is a very foul mouthed man.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:27, archived)
# I have a feeling...
...it might be time to watch Robocop after the football.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Just what I was thinking
"I've got the muscle to shove this factory so far up your learning impaired Italian posterior that you'll poop snow for a year"
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Packers are playing...
...tonight!

And I never miss a game.

Best film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:31, archived)