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# chillie oil
in the hand soap. and rubben on the loo roll....
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:59, archived)
# hmm...
i like the other staff, so i cant rig the soap... and we have to use the customer toilets, so i can't really tamper with the toilet paper...however, that could be funny...very funny
(cookie_freak, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:02, archived)
# If you have a kitchen like I used to work in,
you have special trousers for cooking in.

something in there should do the trick.

off you go....
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:05, archived)
# I'm thinking of either
prawns in his pockets (the buggers stink anyway)
or
dipping the headband of his h&s hat in bleach, and seeing how long it takes for his hair to change colour!

I might leave now, see if any other flashes of genius enter my skull
(cookie_freak, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:12, archived)
# try anything
involving marmite
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:21, archived)