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# Who's Tom?
Are you referring to yourself in the 3rd person?
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# yes.
i am tom.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# cunt
we want photos

her, not you
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# i don't have any
but i'll think about it
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# I need a bit of help here,
how exactly did the styrofoam cup exchange happen?
I have to say this story is most intriguing.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)
# alright
this was awhile ago

i was on a run, going out against traffic, like you're supposed to, i saw this girl walking towards me on the same side of the road. i waved to her, because i wave to everyone. she said hi. then on the way back, on the opposite side of the road (which i was now on), facing towards me, was a styrofoam cup bearing the message: "jogger, if you're a musician, write to: [email address]." about a month later, after a small amount of conversation between us, and no actual meeting, i get a letter from her in the mail telling me where she works. so today i went to see her. this brings us up to now.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# john thinks
thats a really sweet story, the kind movies are made of

*sends email to hollywood*
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)
# i know, it's very exciting.
turns out she's a sexy lifeguard.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# If i was single,
I'd be cursing my luck. But I'm not, and I spent a nice day with the girlf. *adopts dude voice* So I'm, like, "Go Shnurricane."
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:08, archived)
# thank you, sir, thank you.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)
# leave out
the bit about her smoking weed though
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# yeah
that's the one catch
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# it's not a catch
but they even left it out of the Bill and Ted movies
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)
# ha
i never really thought of it that way. you are right. man, bill and ted rock.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)
# I have to say, this marvellous tale
warms the cockles of my heart. And Panowie to you for waving at people you sociable old soul you!
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# thank you, thank you.





you said cockles.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Worse than that, I said it
sincerely. And I haven't even been drinking.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)
# ARGH!
Call the Richard Curtis soppiness police! Fast!
*runs round panicking (sp?)*
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:08, archived)
# "how rare"
said Ben.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# pirate cat hates people who talk in the third person
and hypocrites
(, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)