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hmm... I wonder what this button does...

ought to sort out a few smug gits.

/jealous

From the I didn't know it did that! challenge. See all 222 entries (closed)

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frunt It's been a while..., Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)

It steals the soul of Bob Saget.

(Amer3tan, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)

Who? This devilish fellah?

(iomega999, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)

that gives me the fear

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)

Funny story...

I actually went around my school before summer vacation started and put little copies of that photo everywhere. I printed off about 50 or 60 and distributed them all around campus. The best moment was when I actually snuck one into some kids back pocket on his Jeans.

(iomega999, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)

haha

that's really weird

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)

you mean

you never did anything like that?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)

well yes

but with pictures of john stamos.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)

hate.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)

All it needs now is a self destruct button

Destroy all iPods!

(WiggZ, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)

stupid ipods

how i hate them.

on an unrelated note, tom just met with the girl who left him a styrofoam cup with her email address on it on the road for him to find on one of his runs. it turns out, she is uber hot and very cool. way to go tom. [edit: i am tom. just to clear that up.]

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)

Sounds amazing.

(Amer3tan, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)

it certainly is

the only problem is, she's a bit into the ol' marijuana, which i am not, but it's really not that big of a problem.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)

Who's Tom?

Are you referring to yourself in the 3rd person?

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Stickman_ben, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)

yes.

i am tom.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)

cunt

we want photos

her, not you

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)

i don't have any

but i'll think about it

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)

I need a bit of help here,

how exactly did the styrofoam cup exchange happen?
I have to say this story is most intriguing.

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Stickman_ben, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)

alright

this was awhile ago

i was on a run, going out against traffic, like you're supposed to, i saw this girl walking towards me on the same side of the road. i waved to her, because i wave to everyone. she said hi. then on the way back, on the opposite side of the road (which i was now on), facing towards me, was a styrofoam cup bearing the message: "jogger, if you're a musician, write to: [email address]." about a month later, after a small amount of conversation between us, and no actual meeting, i get a letter from her in the mail telling me where she works. so today i went to see her. this brings us up to now.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)

john thinks

thats a really sweet story, the kind movies are made of

*sends email to hollywood*

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)

i know, it's very exciting.

turns out she's a sexy lifeguard.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)

If i was single,

I'd be cursing my luck. But I'm not, and I spent a nice day with the girlf. *adopts dude voice* So I'm, like, "Go Shnurricane."

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Stickman_ben, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:08, archived)

thank you, sir, thank you.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)

leave out

the bit about her smoking weed though

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)

yeah

that's the one catch

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)

it's not a catch

but they even left it out of the Bill and Ted movies

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)

i never really thought of it that way. you are right. man, bill and ted rock.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)

I have to say, this marvellous tale

warms the cockles of my heart. And Panowie to you for waving at people you sociable old soul you!

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Stickman_ben, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)

thank you, thank you.

you said cockles.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)

Worse than that, I said it

sincerely. And I haven't even been drinking.

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Stickman_ben, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)

ARGH!

Call the Richard Curtis soppiness police! Fast!
*runs round panicking (sp?)*

(wobblyjelly, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:08, archived)

"how rare"

said Ben.

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Stickman_ben, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)

pirate cat hates people who talk in the third person

and hypocrites

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)

no fair

y don't i have a hot girl interested in me

no really, I MUST KNOW!!

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)

grow long hair

go on runs

wave to any girls you see

that's all it takes.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)

pah

long haired bloody hippy oiks

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)

it's not that long. just long enough so girls keep telling me it's hot. ooh yeah.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)

*Goes on run*

(

rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)

OI!

RP - YOU FORGOT YOUR...oh never mind....
*wanders off clutching Rabid's things*

(wobblyjelly, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)

oh yeah

you also have to be damn attractive.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)

Bollocks.

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)

*hands clothes back to Rabid*

(wobblyjelly, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)

But I don't want to

take up jogging.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)

wah?

how did he know it was for him?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)

because

it was left in the exact spot i saw her on my way out, only facing towards the direction i'd be coming on my way back and on the side of the road i'd be on, and it said, "jogger, if you're a musician, write to: [email address]."

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)

but what if it blew away?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)

she put a rock in it.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)

but what if a different fat ugly bald jogger who plays kazoo professionally saw it?

and how the hell did she know you were a musician?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)

i suppose she trusted to fate, my good friend.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)

attractive and

intelligent

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)

she is very intelligent, though.

(schnurricane, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)

intelligent girls are great

as long as they are dead sexy too

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:10, archived)

And dead girls are great

as long as they are sexy. Intelligent too.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:11, archived)

i prefer them

to be warm

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)

thats y i dont use the headphones that came with it

and thats an old one by the way :P

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)

"juicy fruit?"

bzzzz!!! creative zens forever

(sunny chiba, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)

but

they are a bit

BIG

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)

woooo

Nothing like a bit of electro music

(speedfire, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)

that reminds me of

it's not hip hop
it's electro

prick

/shaun of the dead

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)