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# In case you havent seen...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3866115.stm

Its all a conspiricy! fight the machine!
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# !
IM NEVER GETTING IN A STRESS AGAIN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Speaking of conspiracies, here's something I've just thrown together:
Google is going to kill you and your family! Honest!
(see gmail is too creepy for more perfectly balanced arguments)
(1, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# anything which places
ads in your e-mails based on the keywords within it is a little iffy though. doesn't exactly tempt me to sign-up

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# it's not going to store them anywhere
(1, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# store what?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# well, what i mean is, it's not going to have a big database of
[email protected] - uses keyword 'oranges' a lot
[email protected] - uses keyword 'fishing' a lot
(1, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# I couldnt care really
its not like I ever have anything interesting to say in emails anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# i see
but even so, you wouldn't put up with what is essentially spyware in any other app would you? the amount of storage space is attractive but it still seems a bit fishy
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# no!
Keep gmail alive! We don't want any hackers doing anything while it is in a vunerable stage!
(notar3alp3rs0n, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# God damn stress
I HATE YOU STRESS!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!
ooo am i healthy now?
(fistcount shite, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# It depends, as the doctor says
"We all need some pressure in life. Stress is there to make sure you do your best in a challenging situation, whether it is running away from a sabre-toothed tiger or having to confront a difficult interview. "

Seen many sabre-tooth's lately?
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Those who have won't be alive to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# yeah, but apart from the job interviews
what are your opinions on sabre-toothed tigers?
(1, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# cartoon network
?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# "What's damaging health wise is unrelieved stress".
Men have been using this excuse for centuries.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# That one doesn't work any more.


dammit
(Small Beer, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# I was going to quote that bit,
but with added fwappage
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Lying bastards 'n all.


*stressed out at work*
(Small Beer, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Wait a second
didnt recent research in the 50's say that asbestos is the way forward?
(fistcount shite, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Yep.
And doctors used to prescribe menthol ciggies for sore throats. True.
(Small Beer, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)