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# SERIOUS SOBER PIZZA MESSAGE>
Okay everyone. I've racked my tiny little brains to how I can help the funds at B3ta, but the situation is that I am only on disability allowance, which is shite, and I don't want to insult by contributing a couple of quid, I want to donate more.
So here's a proposal, and if you think it's shite, I'll get my coat....
My wife, bless her cotton socks, has suggested I could auction some of my original artwork on B3ta, or do specific artwork for people's sites at a charge payable to Rob, Cal, Pep etc, to aid the Bandwidth problem.
I know it may seem silly to those of you that are artists yourselves, but some people have been willing to pay before.
That's the serious bit over with, sorry I went on, but I love B3ta, and all B3tans. If you would like to support me, e-mail me at [email protected].
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 18:16, archived)
# Oh, on a lighter note..
Here's a picture of my pet crab, Boris.

BTW, Joel, he asked me to say hello, he's your biggest fan.
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 18:34, archived)
# Where does
a pet crab like that live!
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 18:43, archived)
# In my flat, in the bath.
He's too special to keep in the garden.
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 18:55, archived)
# This is Basil's message - resident of Snake Mountain
elo mr pikleld pee poo \
me trip trap
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 18:59, archived)
# erm
i'm confused.
pee-poo? trip-trap?
basil?
electric light orchestra?
erm
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Trip Trap from Basil
well i dont know???
(By the way, Pizza, that was a message from my loger, Basil)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 19:27, archived)
# Well she's aff her heed, that Basil !!
Vic and Bob were wonderful as always. I've got a head full of Mekon-headed Ant and Dek images from that which should probably wait for another night.
And to answer Jonathan's question, it's definitely Bob on top, or at least I hope so, cos he's just a wee thing.
Lenny Crabtree did come over as a bit of a tosser. I just wanted to rip his shades off - so uncool.
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 19:41, archived)
# Yeah but it's not the conversation I'm interested in
look at those lips.
(drunk, sorry)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 20:19, archived)
# hang on, something doesnt sound right there....
sober? :)

(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 18:48, archived)
# sort of..
No alcohol.. ;|
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 18:53, archived)
# yop icked
this time im pised and you arent, go for it and do it to save b3at. and never go to A EMPTYB RUGBY pitch wgen its wet and jump in beacsue youll regret it.
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 21:22, archived)