all he wanted to do was make people laugh...and you killed him
*Bawls eyes out*
(Benny Tied To A TreeAs much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:45,
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he's evil
and he's prone to giving poor little girls nightmares after accidentally walking in on her parents watching bad gay pr0n, and then it's her birthday, and the balloons can't hide the gay pr0n burned into her retinas, oh moooooooooom why did you have to.....
(Benny Tied To A TreeAs much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:50,
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No...
He deserves more! More I say!
All [Evil] Clowns [and, therefore, all clowns] should be hired as mercenaries to kill other Evil Clowns, and we can have a terrifically large circle of clowns killing one another until every Evil Clown is dead, thus ridding the world of Evil Clowns forever! And the best part? No more Evil Clowns! (And the second best part? The money spent hiring them as mercanaries can be retrieved from their decaying corpses!)