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i read a story once

where a woman put her head in the microwave to dry her hair and cooked her brains, i have been pensive about using microwaves ever since

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:29, archived)

Pensive

its a good word
rather woody

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)

yes

i quite like the word 'macabre' at the moment. the fact i can't pronounce it is beside the point.

macaaaa... macaaaabra.... ahh fuck it

(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)

its simple really

mack-ar-bre

(Attention Whore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)

macaaaaab

m-käb

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)

yeah

monogamy is good too, sounds like a milky drink

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)

monogomy

*is* a milky drink

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)

yeah

similar story heard about woman who put their wet kitten in a microwave to dry them off.resulting in death.

edt:how did she get her head in the contraption and still let the microwaves get to her head? The door has to be closed doesn't it?

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)

i read it was one of those old ones

without the safety features of the 'new' improooved microwavey things

its urban legend, it has to have convenient 'outs'

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)

aah

sounds fair to me, im convinced

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)

there was this apocryphal story

going around munster army base while I was there, about some squadies who put a hedgehog in one of the communal microwaves in the naafi canteen. they were made to clean up the, um, debris

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)

arf!

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tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)