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[challenge entry] In the future radiation will cure all disease!


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(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)
# horay
for radiation and its amazing healing properties. Whenever I have a headache, I stick my head in the microwave for a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Till the bell goes?
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# indeedy
(thats a yes, in mixed-up head land)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# i read a story once
where a woman put her head in the microwave to dry her hair and cooked her brains, i have been pensive about using microwaves ever since
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Pensive
its a good word
rather woody
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# yes
i quite like the word 'macabre' at the moment. the fact i can't pronounce it is beside the point.

macaaaa... macaaaabra.... ahh fuck it
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)
# its simple really
mack-ar-bre
(Attention Whore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# macaaaaab
m-käb

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# yeah
monogamy is good too, sounds like a milky drink
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# monogomy
*is* a milky drink
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# yeah
similar story heard about woman who put their wet kitten in a microwave to dry them off.resulting in death.

edt:how did she get her head in the contraption and still let the microwaves get to her head? The door has to be closed doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)
# i read it was one of those old ones
without the safety features of the 'new' improooved microwavey things

its urban legend, it has to have convenient 'outs'
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# aah
sounds fair to me, im convinced
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# there was this apocryphal story
going around munster army base while I was there, about some squadies who put a hedgehog in one of the communal microwaves in the naafi canteen. they were made to clean up the, um, debris
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)