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# figure 5 looks more like
a guide to belimia*


*(excuse spelling, i have a medical dictionary on my desk but i am just lazy)
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Are you a doctor?
I have PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS. What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# *checks bank balance*
nope i am not a doctor!

(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# amputate
at the neck...
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# I actaully am a doctor*
You've got a week to live. I'd try and shag as many people as possible and get shitfaced a lot


*while this is 100% fact, I would strongly consider getting a second opinion
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# a doctor of what though?
journalism?
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# I wish
Then I could follow my own advice.....
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# so what are you doing on here?
havent you got a consultants arse to lick or a million exams to study for?
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# no
I'm medical but you're right, Ph.D not surgeon type. I work in "drug development"*


*sitting on my arse looking a B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Oh.
I work in pharma.

Not science though. Admin
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# get back down t'pit
and stop tha moanin'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# arf
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I think die, coughing up blood is the answer.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)