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# Singing Lessons Anyone???
Found these in a book from 1936....priceles!





(girlpants, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)
# that could get really rude, really fast
Thanks for keeping it SFW by not drqawing on it in mspaint.....
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Don't tempt fate
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# *waits for the deluge*

(Ecclesia, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Here he comes
"Hi Deluge!"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Shopping
They really didn't need shopping, as they are funny enuff as they are...tho I might be tempted to animate a couple later...
(girlpants, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# I fcking would
dirty cow
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# There's the foul language attempt gone
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# I spelt it in a way as not to be offensive
Like those cunts do at French Connection in a vain and by now dated attempt to be fucking amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# that was never fcuking amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Shouldn't your helpline number read...
455 8008135
?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# figure 5 looks more like
a guide to belimia*


*(excuse spelling, i have a medical dictionary on my desk but i am just lazy)
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Are you a doctor?
I have PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS. What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# *checks bank balance*
nope i am not a doctor!

(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# amputate
at the neck...
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# I actaully am a doctor*
You've got a week to live. I'd try and shag as many people as possible and get shitfaced a lot


*while this is 100% fact, I would strongly consider getting a second opinion
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# a doctor of what though?
journalism?
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# I wish
Then I could follow my own advice.....
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# so what are you doing on here?
havent you got a consultants arse to lick or a million exams to study for?
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# no
I'm medical but you're right, Ph.D not surgeon type. I work in "drug development"*


*sitting on my arse looking a B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Oh.
I work in pharma.

Not science though. Admin
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# get back down t'pit
and stop tha moanin'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# arf
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I think die, coughing up blood is the answer.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Arf!
Possibly not SFW so ill link it and others can say if it is :)

EDIT: Fuck It! Others are drawing cocks!
Mouth

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! plus-media, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# well done
saved me the 2.5 seconds of effort to upload it!
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# :)
Thanks. I knew it was unorigonal but I had to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! plus-media, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Yes
well, it was inevitable....
(girlpants, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! plus-media, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)