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# haha
But who are Beth and Pam? I bet they put you up to telling him. :)

Well done though, couldn't have been easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:10, archived)
# It wasn't
But I'm all happy now. Any ideas on how to introduce them to my "friend"?
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:11, archived)
# dress up like circus performers
and launch him out of a cannon in through the window during dinner.

guaranteed to make it less awkward.
(schnurricane, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I must say I do like that idea!
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Just bring him around
without telling your Dad. If he has to think about it he'll probably have all sorts in his head. But if he meets him like that then he has no chance of getting any questions ready.*
Bring a bottle of wine of course.


*May be awful advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Wine?
I think I need premium vodka
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Bring him to dinner as a friend
And then say "Dad, please pass the salt to my gay lover".
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:17, archived)
# In fact
This would have worked better if you hadn't told him you were gay already. Use one of those flashy things off Men In Black.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:19, archived)
# I'll go do it right now...
Also, I'll speak in english next time
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:21, archived)