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[challenge entry] No more doing this job by hand

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(Smokey the Weasel, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Sweet
I'll take 2 please.

Woo to your labour saving device :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Brilliant
We can now look forward to a button-free world. Hurrah!
Now why won't my shirt do up?

TJ: I don't know if anyone's seen this yet: "W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American."
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Yeah
'cos John (Why teh long face) Kerry is married to Mr. & Mrs. Heinz's daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Another embarrasing political
tie-in from the land of subtlety.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# have you got
a problem with us catholics then.

Because orangemen are bowler hat wearing twunts.
Edit: May I suggest Silverman
As a hard to rhyme alternative
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Thank good for that
You should see the size of my segs from crushing buttons by hand
my hands are just not ladylike at all
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)
# The Amish are going to love
you.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Have you got a problem
have you got a problem with us Amish (oh shit, shouldn't be using this!!!)
(Smokey the Weasel, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 10:16, archived)
# not unless
you have knitted your own hard drive and whittled your modem from some driftwood anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Horse shit
And the operating system is made from rotting horse shit (XP)
(Smokey the Weasel, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 10:28, archived)
# XP
the amish only use Linux because of all the open sause barn design and raise software you can get free so now I know you are teaseing
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)