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# mmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmattersons man meat

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Having a surname very similar to that well known brand of meat products...
...I had to endure many 'wags' coming out with comments like that. Each thinking they were the first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# I have a surname
that sounds not even vaugly like burgers so had to put up with that sort of crap as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I've never met a Mr. FlameGrilledWhoppa before.
Pleased to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# And you to
mr Bernard Mathuews turkry drummer
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# His lawyers threatened me with a libel action over a caption I printed in a magaze.
I was made to apologise and everything.

His tukey burgers are still full of crap and I'll fight him if he wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# My surname is
Everhard. How do you think I feel?
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# hard
all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# You are not a funny person
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# sorry
your nerve ending send electrical signals to your brain?

better?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# oooooo
i'm all telepathetic like
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Tehy're Norfolk.

Tehy're good

Tehy're Norfolk n' good!

[read aloud]
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)