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# An Essential Guide to Rural Life
The Cottaging Man Meat Book
Now, no jokes about Hugh's 'small holding'.
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Is he going for some Pork?
W/Y/H

Finally have my icon! Suspect it was due to dancing on someone's grave. Hoorah and thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# still waiting on mine
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# yep,
he just loves the taste of raw meat.
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmattersons man meat

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Having a surname very similar to that well known brand of meat products...
...I had to endure many 'wags' coming out with comments like that. Each thinking they were the first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# I have a surname
that sounds not even vaugly like burgers so had to put up with that sort of crap as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I've never met a Mr. FlameGrilledWhoppa before.
Pleased to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# And you to
mr Bernard Mathuews turkry drummer
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# His lawyers threatened me with a libel action over a caption I printed in a magaze.
I was made to apologise and everything.

His tukey burgers are still full of crap and I'll fight him if he wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# My surname is
Everhard. How do you think I feel?
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# hard
all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# You are not a funny person
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# sorry
your nerve ending send electrical signals to your brain?

better?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# oooooo
i'm all telepathetic like
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Tehy're Norfolk.

Tehy're good

Tehy're Norfolk n' good!

[read aloud]
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# THATS HIM!
that's the bloke from that awful program my parents watch!

tj!
Anyone know a fast way to burn 2 divx files to a vcd? Nero takes hours to encode
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Matches?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# these antibiotics are somewhat pleasing -
they make me fascinated by things like the highlighting thing on menus - I was going to photoshop something then I started playing with the menu, then I forgot the idea
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# At least they stop your cock falling off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# It's a plan
I think only the funky black and white ones you get in gay* bars are compatible with divx

*for a given value of gay
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# roxio dvd maker
does it pretty quickly
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# how quickly?
nero takes upwards of 4 hours
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# i don't know exactly
but a helluva lot quicker than that
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# i made a 'back up' version of one of my DVD's
just to see if it worked, using DVD shrink, and it took 2 hours to encode and burn a full DVD.

i destroyed the DVd afterward, as i was just testing to see if i could do it, i'm totally against piracy (unless it's on the high seas)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Lighter Fluid
and a lighter, or blowtorch
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# DVDshrink
might do the job.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Yeah.
Buy a Divx player. They're only around £70.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)