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# *ahem*
Pot this is kettle.

Kettle, meet pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Cock off you nobber



/unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:47, archived)
# get a room you two
(and a webcam)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:49, archived)
# *looks uncomfortable*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:49, archived)
# *passes a cushion*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:52, archived)
# *Cuts hole in middle of cushion*
Aah that'll work nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)
# For five pounds
you can join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:50, archived)
# *looks even more uncomfortable*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:50, archived)
# maybe you'd be more comfortable
sitting on my lap ...

*loosens top button of lederhosen as funky bass riff kicks in*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:58, archived)
# aaaaaahh!
please no tiroler porn!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)
# I am here to fix the photocopier...
Oh no I've got toner all over my trousers...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)