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# Congrats - you win
'Making ends meat'
(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Where's the beef?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 12:58, archived)
# I'd certainly like to know
(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 12:59, archived)
# I am a vegetarian
but yesterday I was drunk and ate chicken.

100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:00, archived)
# I gave my veggie friend
a chicken wonton once when she was drunk. She was loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:01, archived)
# I read that one wrong..
"wonton" not "wankon"
/Woke up late
(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:01, archived)
# I suppose that KFC isn't really chicken though.
Mmm. Pidgeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:02, archived)
# This woman at work went off on one
saying that KFC chickens are deformed and genetically modified. And that some of them have no legs. And some have no heads. And they are kept alive with drugs.

And then the next day I read an article about KFC and how the employees were being evil and pulling their beaks and heads off. I think this woman has an over-active imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:06, archived)
# do
you eat fish at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:01, archived)
# No.
Have tried them. They just taste...wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:03, archived)
# i
get confused when veggies eat fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:03, archived)
# They have no feet
so they couldn't have run away. So naturally they deserve to be eaten for not running away.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:04, archived)
# well riddle me this
would you eat snake?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Or a chicken with no legs!?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Arf. No.
I'd take it home and call it Dave and make little crutches or some sort of chicken wheelchair.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:12, archived)
# is that some kind
of euphemism?

If not: No. They're all...reptilian.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Don't start me off on that one
my friend claims to be a "vegie", but eats fish.
We have big arguments as she says, -get this-, "fish isn't flesh or meat,it's just fish."

grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Forgive me for insulting your mates, but that's ridiculous.
Though I do eat egg. I figure it's nicer to eat them before they're born into slaughterhouses.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Insult away
It annoys me so much that she has these double standards. Pork, beef, lamb, oh no, but fish. Oh yeah that's fine.

hypocryte
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:07, archived)
# stupid
just plain stupid ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:08, archived)
# That's what amazes me
she's a very talented scientist, and very intelligent and yet still has these views
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Maybe she just doesn't like
all the other meats, and is trying to get moral higher ground out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Does she eat ostrich?
:-o

And eggs are just chicken period. URGH!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:07, archived)
# There once was a vampire called Mabel
Who's periods were really quite stable
Every full moon
She'd get out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.

urghh, i hate my hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:10, archived)
# bet
she loves man meat tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 13:11, archived)