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# The bits on ice cream? But they make it all colourful and nice!
Oh, you mean the b3tan. Yeah, he's twunty.

Not really.

I love everyone.
Platonically.
Not double anally.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:28, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:30, archived)
# Don't feel bad
Almost everyone here's seen Goatse, which is infinitely wider.

Sometimes I disgust myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:32, archived)
# good point
i'm off the hook

case closed.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:35, archived)
# Although there's the unsolved issue of mother-son
But you could ask anyone in the street 'have you ever experienced mum love' and they'd answer yes, assuming they weren't orphans or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:38, archived)
# i was curious!
it wasn't fun or interesting, but i needed to experience it so that i can never have to experience it again!

and it's like "do you have happiness?"

yes = you're gay
no = you have no penis
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:40, archived)
# Well then you're off the hook entirely.
though I can honestly say I'll never have to experience that sort of thing, and I've never in my life visited www.sonbumsmum.com ever. So I don't know why you're off the hook. You must have charmed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:52, archived)
# [applies anti-glare screen]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:34, archived)
# hahaha *cough* i mean er...
dont be so nasty...





*giggle*
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:31, archived)