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Bass Turds.

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(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# I've got broadband
as of 20 minutes ago. It's like waking up after a wet dream for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:46, archived)
# how fast you running now then?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:48, archived)
# I'm not
I'm sitting down


(512kp/s)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:49, archived)
# upgrade!
2mb/s is out now! you're behind the times!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Hey
I get it free through work, I tried getting a nice round meg, but my boss was having none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:54, archived)
# aah
as its free...don't complain, and download the red v blue video now! its brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:58, archived)
# exactly!
there's nothing like a fried egg on your stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Hopefully not with Tiscali.
Like B3TA.. you'll never leave, the spudmonkeys won't let you.
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:49, archived)
# I only managed it
after a brief fight with their chief marketing executive. The bastards.

*hugs plus.net connection*
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:52, archived)
# b3ta is like heaven on broadbean compared to dial-up
all those bmp's don't worry you so much anymore :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:52, archived)
# So so true
I hate Tiscali. I KEEEEEEELLLLl them. Now with NDO who rock my world.

Woo by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 17:10, archived)