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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:16, archived)
# I'll have ten please!
/stockpiling
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:16, archived)
# i love pain killers
i seem to live on them at the moment!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:17, archived)
# Are you addicted?
I saw a program about that.

You have one, and then you need another and then another and then you're dependent on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:20, archived)
# possibly!!
i usually take a few (maybe 4 a day) but i've got really sore feet. not sure why. i should probably go to the doctors as arthuritis runs in my family!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:24, archived)
# That's why I never take a painkiller
unless I need to sleep or have some sort of exam.

/has clearly never experience truly great pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:25, archived)
# woo
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:18, archived)
# ooops
forgot to do that! :oS
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Hehe
Woo!

Can you spare some hummas please?
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:18, archived)
# splat!
there you go! use it well!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Yay!
*secretly fires up the soul stealing Hummas stealing machine
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:21, archived)
# phew
luckly i've got a vat of hommus in the shed! :o) oops no thats my porn
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Bah. Nurofen am teh rip-off.
Exactly the same as unbranded ibuprofen and nearly twice the price. You try to tell people and they just don't listen, some even get indignant. WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE YOU MONEY YOU IDIOTIC NIPPLESLEEVES!
/rant

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:20, archived)
# i get some from tesco's
they cost 40p and they are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:22, archived)
# They can only go up to a certain dosage though
Unless they have a pharmacist on the premises working for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 23:24, archived)