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[challenge entry] Compo entry

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(Fragsta, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:19, archived)
# horay!
don't know how that fits into the compo though ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:23, archived)
# ipod mini at no charge is the spam title
and the ipod says it can't be recharged, at the bottom there.
(schnurricane, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:24, archived)
# I HAVE THE POWER
to go watch taxi driver from under a big fluffy blanket.
catch you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:26, archived)
# i want to watch that!
people keep saying things about movies that i want to watch.


have fun.
(schnurricane, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:27, archived)
# i may snooze through it.
i may be back here.
nobody can ever really know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:30, archived)
# such is sir sand goblin.
[mist blows in]
(schnurricane, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:31, archived)
# *prances about wearing robes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3639538
(schnurricane, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:36, archived)
# i was taking the piss
'cause he didn't compo it before

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:31, archived)
# you've outsmarted me
(schnurricane, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:33, archived)
# you have commited a sin
WORSE THAN ARSON.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:24, archived)
# understatement of the willennium
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:26, archived)
# that would make your statement
the 2nd understatement of themillennium*



*does that make it the understatement of the century?
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:28, archived)
# double posting or
ipod bandwagon?

i think both should get the death penalty
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:27, archived)
# Er
you could have just edited your previous post, you know...
(Crumpet, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:32, archived)
# yeh,
i mean, for fuck's sake, the board is moving so fast as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:33, archived)
# he insists that he could not.
(also, gin is the worst thing ever)
(schnurricane, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:34, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
GIN!
(Crumpet, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:37, archived)
# [shudder]
it's the worst.

vodka i don't mind, whiskey i don't mind, anything but gin. i can't even drink regular orange juice anymore without feeling slightly sick. gin has poisoned orange juice for me.
(schnurricane, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:41, archived)
# lit
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:43, archived)
# *tries to block terrible gingivitis joke from brain*
*fails*

Edit: if it makes you feel any better I'm on warm beer now...
(Crumpet, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:43, archived)
# hooray for beer!
but a one that isn't cold is scarcely a one at all.
(schnurricane, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 2:49, archived)