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# I was worried
by how close that horseradish is to the tip of that cock. Then i remembered that dismembered body parts feel no pain
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 20:43, archived)
# my friend scratched his knob after serving food involving chilli
also scratched his eye


so he was there with his eye under a tap and his cock in a glass of milk
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Ohhh
most painful :(
(Copes, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 20:47, archived)
# That's no horseradish
that's a person radish
*edit - unless that is a horse-cock, in which case the scale would be about right*
(pseudosocrates, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 20:48, archived)