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[challenge entry] you won't sell the bed like that...




It's all about putting it into a nice setting.

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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:33, archived)
# and so it begins...
i'll give you a fiver for the kitten ?
(insaniac1, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:37, archived)
# 5 billion dollars right here!



oh i cant haggle
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:40, archived)
# 20 bucks and you've got yourself a deal
I can't haggle either.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:46, archived)
# now that is
good bargaining skills

let me know when you're selling anything...
(dew-genen-ny, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:49, archived)
# GRONKPAN, my hairy pu55y 1s 0n my b3d, waiting for you!!!
cistern aubergine atrocious wheelbase milk shark blubber
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Do people really get spam like that? I dont get any spam,
even at my specially set up spam account. I sometimes think that the internet doesnt like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:42, archived)
# *Hugs colin
I love anyone who woo's my dangermouse piccie . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:44, archived)
# does that mean I can comp it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Yes
comp it COMP IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah!
Nick my title if you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Why thankyou.
Wonder if they'll realise this isn't from real spam?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha
I love the square character in the text!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 10:16, archived)
# No one ever ticks the square these days...
and you can't leave your front door open.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 10:27, archived)
# ooh
wicked.

sorry I didnt reply before was off for coffee and cigarettes
(dew-genen-ny, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 9:46, archived)
# I can't see...
...a gronkpan anywhere in that picture.


What is a gronk anyway, and why do you need a special pan to cook one?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)