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# I'm sorry, sir. Please take my advice, and
don't, under any circumstances, click here
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:54, archived)
# just as well it's on geocities,
as i can't click it from work, geocities is blocked. I would though, so the thought is there.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:58, archived)
# You mean...
You "mite" click it later?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:05, archived)
# I don't finish work for another 11 hours.
so ill probably forg...


Aha! i see what you've done there!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:07, archived)
# Eh?
Besides the fifth-rate comp job?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:13, archived)
# Never being able to resist something that says "click here"
I did so.
I regret it now.
sobs.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:01, archived)
# Oh, you probably only have one or two.
Plus this part is great:
"So although there may be mites in your eyelashes, there isn't any mite poop! Thank goodness!"

Think of them as pets, or yourself as Earth, or maybe a life giving god.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:09, archived)
# I will think of myself as Gaia
with the mites upon me as my loyal subjects, their entire existence dependent upon my whim.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:11, archived)