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# TJ:
ok, i need help. I'm trying to describe the taste of marmite to an american friend. I fail to find any words up to the task, any advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Marmite
If you like it: A mix between yeast and vinegar
If you dont: it's like cockbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Tell them to imagine
orange jam with bits in.

Anyone who doesn't like the bits, is frankly wrong in the head.

I'm sure they have marmalade there too!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Tell me what is toubling you
and I will help you understand!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:57, archived)
# good luck.....
for your next trick, try defining irony to her (edited)
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# it's a her
and she's sent me a topless photo of herself (i've got her on webcam and it's the same face) so i don't want to offend
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:39, archived)