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'haaaw wit you talkin bout - ye dobba - im wah tey chib ye in yir face ye get me - haw what, wit you making fun ov my family - im wah tay nail ya - ya cunt - haawww'
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:15, archived)
# and the classic chav call
"ya pure schmental goffic! i'll chib ye! i'll get ma da on ye!"
and when you ignore them the foghorn-esque
"aaaahw-naaahwwww"
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:22, archived)
# hahah
i would like to meet a chav.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:26, archived)
# no!
take it back!! for the good of your soul!

edit: unless you mean for the requirement of "cap'n biscuit"-like...... treatment. powerdrills, etc.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:27, archived)
# seconded
dont ever come to scotland lest you be attacked by neds
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:29, archived)
# agreed
we are over run with the buggers... i hear a fight and sirens right now.. man i need to get out of this town :(
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:30, archived)
# hmm
i wonder if dundee neds would beat edinburgh neds in a fight

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:32, archived)
# neither
cos the glasweigan neds would hear the foghorn-call and beat them both.. but of course so may get killed in the fight... *plots*
(edit: oh and the ones i can hear are musselburgh neds, a different breed alltogether)
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:35, archived)
# I find English accents hilarious
combine it with your odd words, I'd imagine I'd get a big kick out of it. I can talk like a Liverpudlian too so I wanna go to Liverpool and see if I could blend in.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:30, archived)
# haha
im getting mental soundbits of an american twist on liverpudlian... its odd, very very odd...
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:31, archived)
# I imagine England
as what I see on Monty Python. Giant walking cats eating buildings and people walking silly.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:35, archived)
# oh i wish
i wish i wish i wish it was like that *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:37, archived)
# i dunno,
how good are you at nicking cars?
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:31, archived)
# he dosent have to stick to cars
anything that isnt nailed down will do... (lived in liverpool for a while)
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:34, archived)
# so the only thing safe are nails.
silly scallies.
could melt them down you could.
there's money in that
loadsa money!

oops. switched number there. well its late and im tired. sod it.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Keep your wallet safe
and I personally can't stand Liverpool accents (sorry if there is anyone from Liverpool here :)
(terrorbite, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:32, archived)