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# It's 'Morrissey'
and at least he's not a banjo widdling web-geek.
mwuhuhuhahahaha

*awaits the wrath of dave and vultan*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Hey, Vultan
Shall we do him together?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# *wields guitar*
Bring it on, Banjo boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)
# wait wait
instead of fighting, use your skills to make music...

*brings out hammond organ*

Let's ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)
# *rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# hammond organ
hmmm tunefull tunes for elderly ladies?

edit: me and dave have no skills thats why we play banjo, speed is all anybody expects
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)
# banjo
cool urban instrument of choice for rocking kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)
# mee-ow!
This is going to get nasty.

*Brings on the guitar effects*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
# I know, I'm sorry
I don't even play hammon organ, so God only know's why I'm defending it.

I've learned my lesson, can you ever forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)
# sure is
if you define rocking kids as middle aged duffers listening to jazz in art centres or stoned hippys geeting down to celtic fusion music in the style of croft no. 5
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Bluegrass == ROCK!
and not many people know this, but NWA started out as a Mississippi riverboat band!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:30, archived)
# well maybe
1 but NMA are far better ( he says from an unassaliable position of ignorance)
2 Haveing five strings on your banjo means you are the kind of man who sucks dog spunk out of underage girls toilet parts with a straw during the making of dodgy videos
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# wow
you have strong feelings on this subject about which I know nothing.

who are NMA?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# new model army
they rock, well now they mainly sooth but back in the eighties they rocked
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# brings it
on.





ow that hurt, I think I'll grow a quiff and write a moany song about it
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# It's no good
just writing a moany song. You have to be moany in interviews aswell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)
# dont forget
stand offish and arogant
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# *ties knot in handkerchief to remember
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)
# "morrissey"
actually
(stone the crows, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# That's what I said!
*cough*
*edit*
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)
# "Morrissey"
actually
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)
# he does not
deserve to be treated as a proper noun, a proper cunt maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Thirded
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Quartered
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)