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# Introducing


was site down before for a brief while btw?
I had to come here through 207.44.242.20
(Jibbed, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Hehehe
Thank you for using a colon instead of a colon.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Don't say that
now I have a horrible feeling someone's going to make that, and then force me to look at it.
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:05, archived)
# That gives me a semi
;
(Dr GUID, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:03, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)
# I would, but I'm on my
*adopts american accent*

.

oh wait, I'm a boy - someone's cut my cock off again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)
# very good
.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)
# cock on
cock off
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)
# I got told off for posting this before
by the NSFWers, but, fuck it...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# well the thing is
it looks like an overused, red raw spam purse

more than an amputated todger.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# then you've been with
some mighty strange ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# hehe
dunno, I've put b3ta.com's IP address in my /etc/hosts file long ago
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)
# You said the secret number!
Burn Him!


That's great by the way.
Made me chuckle. I'd love to repost my "Girlfriend in a comma" picture and have a thread full of punctuation jokes, but my isp is flaky today and I can't get any ukdragon or msn stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:05, archived)
# bloody morrisey
poncey, up himself, self abuser grumble moan mumble twine.

woo to pic up there^
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# It's "Morrissey"
and at least he's not a banjo widdling web-geek.
mwuhuhuhahahaha

*awaits the wrath of dave and vultan*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Hey, Vultan
Shall we do him together?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# *wields guitar*
Bring it on, Banjo boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)
# wait wait
instead of fighting, use your skills to make music...

*brings out hammond organ*

Let's ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)
# *rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# hammond organ
hmmm tunefull tunes for elderly ladies?

edit: me and dave have no skills thats why we play banjo, speed is all anybody expects
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)
# banjo
cool urban instrument of choice for rocking kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)
# mee-ow!
This is going to get nasty.

*Brings on the guitar effects*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
# I know, I'm sorry
I don't even play hammon organ, so God only know's why I'm defending it.

I've learned my lesson, can you ever forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)
# sure is
if you define rocking kids as middle aged duffers listening to jazz in art centres or stoned hippys geeting down to celtic fusion music in the style of croft no. 5
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Bluegrass == ROCK!
and not many people know this, but NWA started out as a Mississippi riverboat band!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:30, archived)
# well maybe
1 but NMA are far better ( he says from an unassaliable position of ignorance)
2 Haveing five strings on your banjo means you are the kind of man who sucks dog spunk out of underage girls toilet parts with a straw during the making of dodgy videos
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# wow
you have strong feelings on this subject about which I know nothing.

who are NMA?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# new model army
they rock, well now they mainly sooth but back in the eighties they rocked
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# brings it
on.





ow that hurt, I think I'll grow a quiff and write a moany song about it
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# It's no good
just writing a moany song. You have to be moany in interviews aswell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)
# dont forget
stand offish and arogant
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# *ties knot in handkerchief to remember
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)
# "morrissey"
actually
(stone the crows, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# That's what I said!
*cough*
*edit*
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)
# "Morrissey"
actually
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)
# he does not
deserve to be treated as a proper noun, a proper cunt maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Thirded
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Quartered
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)