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# what?
what am i supposed to be seeing?
WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE!!!
THIS ISN'T FUCKING 'hello'

(sorry :()
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Oh by the way Gramma, did you hear about Cameron Diaz's fashion faux-pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# i did hear once
that if you put cream for piles on your skin it firms it

so i informed one of my flatmates in passing, and they all were doing it a week later... i think it's true but i only overheard it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
# your heard slightly wrong
if you put cream for piles on your face, you're an arse face!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# good thing i didn't take part in it, it turned my stomach a bit to know they were putting bumcream on their face
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha.
You know that bathing in gravy makes you irresistable to women, don't you grandma?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# yeah, i'm all out at the moment though
so i'm using beef stock
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Add some beer.
Au de Stout really turns them on.
Or was that Au de Stoat? I don't recall, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# What's
"hello"?

You might not care. I just hear that these two are supposed to be the archetypal role models for the 11-18yo female demographic. Previous pics I've seen of them they looked pretty normal but this made me wonder if they have been replaced by aliens or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)