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# Henry!
We have a Henry.

I caused much laughter the first time I used it and couldn't turn Henry on.
(sanity challenged, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:19, archived)
# George is better
he could take Henry any day
(duffer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:20, archived)
# George and Henry suck.
/coat
(McChaff, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:21, archived)
# ...
According to my physics teachers, there's no such word as 'suck'. Physics teachers can't speak real english. They can only spell scientific words.
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:24, archived)
# thats true that is
because it's air pressure pushing the air in.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Well sort of,
but the word 'suck' is simply a verb containing all of that.
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:28, archived)
# depends what dictionary you use
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:29, archived)
# *was about to write something utterly stupid, then realised how stupid that was*
What am I thinking?
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:30, archived)
# about naked girls rubbing thier most intimate of parts againt each other's?





i'll be back in a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Wait!
If you know, you must be my soulmate!
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:38, archived)
# only if you're a naked girl
with intimate parts
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:41, archived)
# ...
Fine then. Go...

*goes to bed*
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:44, archived)
# f = ma
All you need in physics.
(McChaff, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:30, archived)
# not even s=dt?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:32, archived)
# s=d/t
Crazy foo'.

_d_
s.t
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:32, archived)
# typo! that was a typo!
i'm not stupid! i have an A level in phyiscs (and i refuse to say exacatly what grade it was)
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:33, archived)
# You don't have to say exacatly,
just exactly.

You enjoy your typos, don'cha?
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:35, archived)
# yep
i blame all future mistakes on typos too
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Including global warming?
Lucky shite.
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:39, archived)
# e=mc^2
for atomic bonding energy based on mass difference
(duffer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:32, archived)
# *nudge*
weak nuclear force, not bonding energy, you'll confuse folk with that phrasing
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Sorry
Only got a B in A Level Physics :(
(duffer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:37, archived)
# i got an e
because i didn't sleep for a month before the exam. I got an A in the coursework tho'. I'm not stupid, just incapable of even being lazy properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:39, archived)
# You have to push his button.
Where it is I have no idea. All school cleaners have them.
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:21, archived)
# I know that
but I couldn't find his button. I have no problems turning him on now though.

He has rescued us from many a spider. He truly is the man of the house.

/student in girly house
(sanity challenged, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Buh...
You might not want to empty him. Henry loves spiders, and I suspect he's built them a nest in a calm part of his stomach.
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:24, archived)
# _-*thats me that is*-_ /only time he will ever be able to say that
or at least, that was me until june, when i left to head for higher things.

I used a henry, until it broke, but then I used a VAX, so much better
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:24, archived)
# well
we do in fact have 3 and a half vacuum cleaners. When we moved in one of my housemates bought Henry from home, and then we discovered various bits of vacuum cleaner in our cupboard. Some research discovered that we could build 2 working hoovers out of the bits, and were left with loadsa other random stuff that didn't fit anywhere. Odd.

Previous tenants did leave some odd stuff behind.
(sanity challenged, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:34, archived)
# did you forget to include the on button in the ones you made?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:38, archived)
# WOW!
Theres a Charles now
(duffer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Oooooooh!
Sweet! Sweeeeeet!
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:26, archived)
# i would have killed and died for one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:26, archived)
# aww
i wants one he's better than the others any day
(cheese toothed toucan, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Charles?
Not quite the same lovable, adorable name as Henry. He won't have a place in MY heart...
(Mysterious Gary is neither mysterious nor called Gary, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:36, archived)