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( , Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:33, archived)
[sigh]
*puts swaza on Christmas card list
*reads entire list
Swaza.
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Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:40,
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*reads entire list
Swaza.
*opens letter with cheery robin on*
*dials 999 with remaining limb*
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Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:50,
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the idea or the shit shop attempt . . ?
help yerself to either . . .
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Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:42,
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Actually I think I had a
card with that on it last year. Sorry to disappoint.
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Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:47,
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Xmas
seems to start earlier every year these days.
Have an A+ for appaling punnery.
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Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:37,
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Have an A+ for appaling punnery.
did I get top marks
or did you put one too many indefinite articles?
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Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:39,
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