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(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:33, archived)
# arf
that makes me hungry :)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:36, archived)
# pffft!
you should use that for your x-mas cards
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:37, archived)
# [sigh]
*puts swaza on Christmas card list

*reads entire list

Swaza.

(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:40, archived)
# yay
nobody ever sends me x-mas cards

/loser
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *sends Swaza a letter bomb
with a cheery robin on . . .

(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:49, archived)
# *opens letter with cheery robin on*
*dials 999 with remaining limb*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:50, archived)
# if he doesn't,
I might :)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:41, archived)
# the idea or the shit shop attempt . . ?
help yerself to either . . .

(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Actually I think I had a
card with that on it last year. Sorry to disappoint.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:47, archived)
# eh?
but I only just drawed it . . .

(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Not the picture
the joke. Or something similar anyways.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:56, archived)
# it'd be an appropriate for a few of my mates
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Xmas
seems to start earlier every year these days.

Have an A+ for appaling punnery.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:37, archived)
# did I get top marks
or did you put one too many indefinite articles?

(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Top marks,
dear fellow, top marks.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Huzzah!
*checks front page (but not really 'cos even I am not that optimistic . . .)

(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:41, archived)
# I'm
sure it would've been there had you kept the width to 280.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo to you!
Bugger, I forgot I had that one....


(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Dang you!
for being talenteder than me . . .

(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 16:08, archived)