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SICK FILTH NOW!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:55, archived)

Agreed!

I'm totally (cheese) board of this

OK, OK, it's not technically a pudding . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:56, archived)

it's a

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:57, archived)

Punaraaaannnnhhhddd!

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Nahhhhh! still ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)

ha ha ha

I finally see you (apple) crumble under the pressure

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:59, archived)

not me

I can Rol(y poly) 'em out all day

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:01, archived)

yes but this time

victori(a sponge) will be mine!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

Fudge off!

I'd rather die(t) first!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)

its ok

I'm a non-profit(eroles) organisation!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)

Bloody Sponger!

*blows raspberry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)

you'll give him the

(cream) horn

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:08, archived)

don't be a (cream) puff!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)

I think I might go to bed now

last one to leave the board please turn off (angel) delight

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)

Sleep well

I hope you wake up (creme) Fraishe as a daisy . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)

that's got me in a right

flap(jack)
love-custard everywhere

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)

I think we should be quite proud of ourselves

this year our company has achieved a massive (apple) turnover

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)

suet

dude

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)

Yeah that'll get the board shitting themselves

(chocolate) logs everywhere . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)

I think we're going to miss making the hour

but only (mango) jus t

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)

Don't be sylla(bub)!

loads of time . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)

you'll try

but one day your shoes will wear thin and you'll have to go to see the (peach) cobbler

tenuous

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

I (d)eclair that tenous is OK by me!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)

good

because all of this reminds me of that song by Vanilla Slice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)

'Play that funky (chocolate) Mousse-ic . . .

already used

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)

(creme)

brulee-ant!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)

we've been doing this for ages

deserts are obviously a subject close to our (apple t)arts

this was started at 9:45 - that's a whole half hour of punning...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)

for me its all about personal

(knickerbocker)glory!!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)

I thought I torte you

to be humble!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)

it's a bit (choco)late

for that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)

Ahh!

Puns are bread and butter (pudding) to me . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)

(cara)me(l)

too!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)

Mmmm!

My nan loves caramel. Once GRANITA whole one to herself . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

ooh

lardy(cake)-dah!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)

Well

she's from Eccles, but she can Bakewell

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:46, archived)

I'll learn my lesson

sundae...

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)

To the pure . . .

all things are puree . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)

soon this will fall off the bottom of teh board

then it'll be time to (banana) split

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)

we'll have to macaroon

of our own soon...

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)

That was rubbish!

it fell as flat as a pancake!

Tosser!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)

*eccles DTH*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)

I can't remember what we've already used

*checks back among the (black fo)rest of the puns

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)