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# Birmingham has more un-natural blondes

*hydrogen peroxide induced fact
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# Blackpool
sucks in the fattest, ugliest gingerest hen parties from all over the country.

*condoms stuck to dress and learner plate on the back induced fact.
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# haha you lose
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# Manchester
Has the highest incidence of trench foot

*rain induced fact
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# hull has the highest population of b3tans

*post induced fact
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# Wigan
Has most steak and kidney per square meter.

*pie induced fact
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Bath has no more romans per square inch than Droitwich

*Oddly made up fact
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# Barnsley
Has the highest rate of kick started labours.

*induction induced fact
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# Halifax has been taken over by boggled eyed aliens
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# I come from Droitwich
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Glad too meet you

are you still there


and are you a roman
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