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[challenge entry] The Public are idiots
THe events in Liverpool today only go to show how right Boris Johnson was with his comments.
I challenge someone to disagree with me!!

From the Boris Johnson World challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(HeatheN, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:45, archived)
# i disagree!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:45, archived)
# you seem to have entered that into the challenge.
Which I'm sure proves something.
edit - ah, I see which challenge you entered it into now.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:45, archived)
# without your sage words I may not have discovered the clicky c thing

so old yet still learning lots
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:48, archived)
# What happened
in Liverpool today? Was it interesting? Was it fun? Was it soopah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:49, archived)
# apparently there were some lesbians
and they all started eating boris johnson
who then ate them aswell
(glenbo, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:49, archived)
# *looks out window*
Well I think it's stopped now, whatever it was.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:50, archived)
# micheal howard used boris as a tool
for pretending that he cares about whether the tories hurt people's feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:50, archived)
# KILL THEM KILL THEM
KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM .......er......sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:55, archived)
# while i cannot condone the threadwaste
it is only a matter of time before cowell, walsh or waterman swoop in, offer him a record deal and we get another fucking Dunblaine-type song.

Why couldnt the bastards hunt Paul down and cut off his head too? And if they could get one or all of the 3 most influential people in "popular" music in their meeting with the moaning twunt, well, that'd just be a brucey bonus.

good game?

edit: i worry about myself sometimes.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Liverpool
Has the highest rate of orange women in the world.

*Sun bed induced fact*
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Birmingham has more un-natural blondes

*hydrogen peroxide induced fact
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Blackpool
sucks in the fattest, ugliest gingerest hen parties from all over the country.

*condoms stuck to dress and learner plate on the back induced fact.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:57, archived)
# haha you lose
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Manchester
Has the highest incidence of trench foot

*rain induced fact
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:58, archived)
# hull has the highest population of b3tans

*post induced fact
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Wigan
Has most steak and kidney per square meter.

*pie induced fact
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Bath has no more romans per square inch than Droitwich

*Oddly made up fact
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Barnsley
Has the highest rate of kick started labours.

*induction induced fact
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Halifax has been taken over by boggled eyed aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 0:09, archived)
# I come from Droitwich
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Glad too meet you

are you still there


and are you a roman
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Paul Bigley is a far bigger idiot
than Boris Johnson, and that's saying something. He doesn't seem to have twigged that his brother chose to go to Iraq to make loads of money, and that his death is therefore not Tony Blair's fault.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)