b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 3852106 (Thread)

# just so you know
you missed an 'l' out of 'tickle'

not gloating or being a twat

just trying to help

oh, and the biggest woo i've ever given anything. ever.

Edit: and 'wriggles' should be 'wriggled' in everything from the spider onwards. Sorry, this sounds like I'm being a cunt, but I think it's great and it should be perfect. And I'm a writer, it's my job to point out this shit. I think. Oh, maybe it's not.


fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:00, archived)
#
missed out goat to! but its still a brilliant bit of biro mashing!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:02, archived)
# goat?
what goat? at which point does she swallow the goat? and what eats the goat? a smorgasboard perhaps? sir, you are a mentalist. and I am proud, very proud, to have met you.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:07, archived)
#
There was also a giraffe, and hip..
oh, hang on!
There wasn't was there!
Its the african voices I tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:11, archived)
#
I'm not so mental! (I thought i was for a minute!)
There was a goat and a cow!
so neh!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:14, archived)
# found it!
There was an old woman who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
Just opened her throat to swallow a goat.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Not sure about the cow
but yes, there should have been a goat. I couldn't be arsed to do any more so I left the goat out.

"She swallowed the goat to butt the dog.." etc
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
# thank you!
I'm glad someone agrees with me! (I'm failry sure the cow comes beofre the horse)

Again, its a great mash! You must have alot of spare time on your hands!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooo!
*phones the printer in a panic*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:04, archived)
# oh lord....ermm
in the first one..."I don't know WAY she swallowed a fly"

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Oh
Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Ok all fixed.
Thank y'kidley for all your lovely comments and nitpicking
It helps be make a better end product when people tell me what's good & bad.

I shall make a vertical version and perhaps re-post it at a time of quiet sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:23, archived)