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# New Biromash bigness.
This one's called:
You Are What You Eat


Click for bigness

Hope you likey.



previously...one two
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:41, archived)
# If you'd done that portrait...
...it'd be FP'd by now.

Edit:
How rude of me! Woo and Yay, sir! Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:41, archived)
# My first one was portrait,
it didn't get fp'd,

but it did get weblogged.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:43, archived)
# align vertically.
not horizontally,

tis bloody woo though!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Do what I've done
Turn your monitor round
(Scary, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Pointing downwards
not sideways

And I've gotta agree, whooplay
(Insanity, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:45, archived)
# hmm...
Perhaps I should do two versions...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Not to worry...
I've done stuff that *I* think should have FP'd... but it never is. I suppose it's all down to what they're smoking at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:48, archived)
# you also have to bear in mind
that there isn't always one around
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:49, archived)
# But people start to swear
if we repost just to try and catch them at it.

We can't win!
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:51, archived)
# well the answer is
don't be too fussed trying to get one and enjoy the nice surprise when it happens unexpectedly.
It's often the quick 5 minute thing that you least expect that gets frontpaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Reposting for attention
is never really all that likely to work.

Plus all the moderators are individuals with different senses of humour, who find different things entertaining. There is no formula or specific criteria to getting on the frontpage - it's totally arbitrary and down to the mood of whoever is moderating at the time.

You shouldn't post because you are hoping to get a frontpage, you should post because you want to make pictures and show them to people. As Fnord says above, getting a frontpage is a nice bonus when it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:00, archived)
# an animated version might be better
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:46, archived)
# why is he one of the Moderator's chums?
.. it deserves to go FP....its v good

but since when is that a reason?

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:46, archived)
# cor
it's like groundhog day with you about.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:56, archived)
# *sigh*
TJ: cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:48, archived)
# tj
i've seen that millions of times now. Its my wedding you fuckers... (just kiddin)
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I'm sorry
I don't understand what you're saying
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Probably best that way.
Once you do understand the repetitive shite she spouts, it becomes unbearably annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I'm new
and she already pisses me off
(Jediwannabe, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:18, archived)
# There's more then
one mod, for GODS SAKE!!

And it is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:50, archived)
# More than one?
*looks around suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:53, archived)
# I know,
imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Blimey,
that axe of yours most be getting pretty sharp by now.
(checkers, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:55, archived)
# that is
indeed most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:42, archived)
# you really do a fantastic job
with these :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:42, archived)
# you make my biro sad
because he belongs to me and is wasting his life away
w/y/h/p!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:43, archived)
# very good, but
you fucker!
you've made the whole board scroll across!

:-) woo
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Yes I'm sorry
I broke the board.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:43, archived)
# fuckin' ace
they're all top notch.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:43, archived)
# very good one must say
if you portraited it, you might indeed get a coveted FP
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Brilliant,
are they selling well?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Tickin' over
ta for asking
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Now,
do I get a free one...
Who prints them for you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Local printing firm
They take feckin' ages, but they do a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Ah well,
that's the main thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Did you
notice how I cunningly ignore your request for a freebee?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:03, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Well that's
alright then!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:15, archived)
# You are irritatingly talented.
wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:44, archived)
# some biromash that
it's splendid old bean
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Amazing!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Stunning
work
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:46, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Wow, you're amazing.
I just hope it's not a true story..
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Talented cunt
/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:47, archived)
# mp
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:47, archived)
# *jealous*


So.. very...very..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:47, archived)
# rotate it by 90 degrees for the fp!
woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Thats ace...¢¨ù
¢¼
(ACE!, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:50, archived)
# pure class
unfortunately I now have that bloody song running through my head...should make the rest of the day even more painful than usual
(AestheticallyApatheticApe, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:51, archived)
# fantastic
sir. shimply shoopah
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Fantastic again!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:52, archived)
# panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:55, archived)
# *inspired*
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Genie arse.

That's fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:53, archived)
# These are genius
I totally love these and they really are perfect for nippers who love a bit of gore.

I hope you're proud :)

If I had someone small who I would spend £25 on, I'd spend it with you :)
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:53, archived)
# That is just absolutely smashing!
woo
yay
houpla and...
(Dr Frank, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Beautiful work.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:56, archived)
# I am worried...
each one is better than the previous...

What should we expect next?

Nothing but teh bestest!

woo woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 14:56, archived)
# just so you know
you missed an 'l' out of 'tickle'

not gloating or being a twat

just trying to help

oh, and the biggest woo i've ever given anything. ever.

Edit: and 'wriggles' should be 'wriggled' in everything from the spider onwards. Sorry, this sounds like I'm being a cunt, but I think it's great and it should be perfect. And I'm a writer, it's my job to point out this shit. I think. Oh, maybe it's not.


fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:00, archived)
#
missed out goat to! but its still a brilliant bit of biro mashing!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:02, archived)
# goat?
what goat? at which point does she swallow the goat? and what eats the goat? a smorgasboard perhaps? sir, you are a mentalist. and I am proud, very proud, to have met you.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:07, archived)
#
There was also a giraffe, and hip..
oh, hang on!
There wasn't was there!
Its the african voices I tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:11, archived)
#
I'm not so mental! (I thought i was for a minute!)
There was a goat and a cow!
so neh!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:14, archived)
# found it!
There was an old woman who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
Just opened her throat to swallow a goat.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Not sure about the cow
but yes, there should have been a goat. I couldn't be arsed to do any more so I left the goat out.

"She swallowed the goat to butt the dog.." etc
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
# thank you!
I'm glad someone agrees with me! (I'm failry sure the cow comes beofre the horse)

Again, its a great mash! You must have alot of spare time on your hands!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooo!
*phones the printer in a panic*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:04, archived)
# oh lord....ermm
in the first one..."I don't know WAY she swallowed a fly"

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Oh
Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Ok all fixed.
Thank y'kidley for all your lovely comments and nitpicking
It helps be make a better end product when people tell me what's good & bad.

I shall make a vertical version and perhaps re-post it at a time of quiet sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:04, archived)
# incredibly brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Hooray for biros!
W/y/h/p...
(l0fth0use - skip to the end..., Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
You're a talented bastard and a half and then some!
That is truly truly wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 15:16, archived)