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[challenge entry] The original bodybuilder, sod Charles Atlas

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(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:12, archived)
# He might have a fine body
but he's got a tiny cock! Ha ha ha ha!
Looktit! Teeny!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:17, archived)
# Jealoous?
Heeehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:19, archived)
# Maybe upper body
But not his little willy!

Actually yes, I wish I had a tiny cock and not this giant schlong I have. Tis a burden I must carry...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:22, archived)
# What are you talking about?
That's fucking HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:24, archived)
# Remember
when that statue was commissioned and made it was highly fashionable to have a small penis.....large penises were frowned on and deemed unsightly.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:26, archived)
# They are unsightly,
but they'll rock your fucking world!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)
# they aint getting near me
!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)
# Not my world
but a ladies world I think.
Which would make me a veritable Bachman Turner Overdrive.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:32, archived)
# Really?
It sounds so odd it must be true.

But how would people know who was fashionable. These days I just have to see someone wearing Helly Hanson jacket, white trackky pants, Rockport shoes, pants tucked into socks the know he* is down with it. Did they walk about with their johnstons hanging?

* Ladies! Just wear your pyjamas! (Terry towling ones)
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:31, archived)
# Meep.
I'm scared now!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:31, archived)
# Tis scouse fashion
Why they think pyjamas are acceptable street wear, I don't know.
Some aren't even acceptable bed wear! Terrible!
And they still have their slippers on! In Spar!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:34, archived)
# now this is a well hung guy!

sick joke - but i couldnt resist
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:33, archived)
# Did he have his
pubes styled beforehand too? They look ever so neat and tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:27, archived)
# he looks nervous
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 18:17, archived)